Post by mamuy on Sept 21, 2005 9:32:55 GMT 8
A Filipino Applies for a Job at Wal-Mart. An office manager at Wal-
Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified - an American, a Russian, an
Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask
them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the
conference room table.
Manager:” What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Dave (American): "A THOUGHT.” It just pops into your head. There's
no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the
fastest thing I know of."
Manager: "That's very good! And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the
Russian.
Vladimir (Russian) "Hmm.... let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes
and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest
thing I know of!"
Manager: "Excellent! The blink of an eye, that's a very popular
cliché for speed."
He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his
reply.
George (Australian): "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of
the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on.
Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought
he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light,” he
said. Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man,
the interviewer posed the same question.
Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring da 3 frevyos ansers serrr, et's
obyus to me dat da pastest ting known is Diarrhea." "WHAT?" said
the interviewer, stunned by the response. "O I can expleyn serrr,”
said Eleuterio. "YOU SEE SERR, DA odder day I wasn't peeling so good!
and I ran soo past to da CR or batroom. But, bipor I could THINK,
BLINK, or TURN ON DA LIGHT, ay 'tang ina, I already had a poo-poo in
my pants.
Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
Oh ha oh ha iba talaga ang pinoy!!!
Mart was given the task of hiring an individual to fill a job
opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four
people who were equally qualified - an American, a Russian, an
Australian and a Filipino. He decided to call the four in and ask
them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them
would get the job. The day came and as the four sat around the
conference room table.
Manager:” What is the fastest thing you know of?"
Dave (American): "A THOUGHT.” It just pops into your head. There's
no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the
fastest thing I know of."
Manager: "That's very good! And now you sir?" he asked Vladimir, the
Russian.
Vladimir (Russian) "Hmm.... let me see. A BLINK! It comes and goes
and you don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest
thing I know of!"
Manager: "Excellent! The blink of an eye, that's a very popular
cliché for speed."
He then turned to George, the Australian who was contemplating his
reply.
George (Australian): "Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of
the house and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that
switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on.
Yep, TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.
The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought
he had found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light,” he
said. Turning to Eleuterio, the Filipino, the fourth and final man,
the interviewer posed the same question.
Eleuterio replied, "Apter herring da 3 frevyos ansers serrr, et's
obyus to me dat da pastest ting known is Diarrhea." "WHAT?" said
the interviewer, stunned by the response. "O I can expleyn serrr,”
said Eleuterio. "YOU SEE SERR, DA odder day I wasn't peeling so good!
and I ran soo past to da CR or batroom. But, bipor I could THINK,
BLINK, or TURN ON DA LIGHT, ay 'tang ina, I already had a poo-poo in
my pants.
Eleuterio is now the new "Greeter" at Wal-Mart.
Oh ha oh ha iba talaga ang pinoy!!!